Things to Say to a Mechanic but NOT Your Date

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 02/25/2016 at 22:15 • Filed to: Question

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“Oh hey Gene! You look different when you aren’t on your back.” Give me some good ones Oppo!

Urambo Tauro > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:15

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“How’d that tranny swap go?”

CB > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:16

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Eh, just drain the fluids and toss ‘em out.

DoYouEvenShift > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:17

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Sorry Im late, I blew another tranny

crowmolly > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:19

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I think I have a problem with a broken rod

TheHondaBro > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:19

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Can you fix my car?

TheHondaBro > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:19

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What if your date is also your mechanic? Does a black hole form?

Urambo Tauro > Urambo Tauro 02/25/2016 at 22:20

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I just realized some may find that offensive... that’s “shop talk” for ya.

Wobbles the Mind > Urambo Tauro 02/25/2016 at 22:20

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How’s that? Everyone knows you don’t ask about transmissions on the first date. Just like salary and best Tarantino film.

XJDano > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:20

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I couldn’t get my hand up in there to get the nut out. Do you think you could, your hands are smaller.

Steve in Manhattan > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:21

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Just check my fluids and rotate everything.

Birddog > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:21

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“Someone lit his face on fire and put it out with a sack of Nickels.”

“Dumb as a sack of wet hammers” That one is a classic..

“Smells like Uncle Taint is in town”

Wobbles the Mind > TheHondaBro 02/25/2016 at 22:24

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That’s worse than dating in your place!

Urambo Tauro > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:24

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Whoops, I just edited my reply and made it its own reply. I didn’t mean to break the flow of conversation.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:24

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What’s your hourly rate?

Tekamul > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:25

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I really need a lube job, but I’ve only got $20 and about 15 minutes. You available?

scoob > TheHondaBro 02/25/2016 at 22:25

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Obviously.

/Thread.

scoob > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:26

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How much will all this cost?

Wobbles the Mind > TheHondaBro 02/25/2016 at 22:26

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If the answer is yes, ask them to feel the seats and determine if they’re seeing marriage material too.

Wobbles the Mind > DoYouEvenShift 02/25/2016 at 22:27

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Shit, I read this while drinking! Ha!!

scoob > scoob 02/25/2016 at 22:31

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Do you want a quick ride? I’ll show you what’s wrong with it.

Shane MacGowan's Teeth > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:44

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Can you check my oil?

Unless you’re into that. You do you.

Sneaky Pete > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:44

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Can you clean off my dipstick?

dietryng > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:45

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i can take care of it myself.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 22:49

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“Lube it up good”

dietryng > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 23:22

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i respect your opinion

fhrblig > Wobbles the Mind 02/25/2016 at 23:33

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Well, saying “please fix my Chrysler minivan’s transmission” to a mechanic is sort of like saying “please fuck me in the ass” to anyone else...

TheOnelectronic > Wobbles the Mind 02/26/2016 at 00:15

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“Well I tried to do it on my own but it’s pretty nasty down there.”

“There’s a lot of room to work in here”

“Didn’t this used to be tighter?”

“I think the balls are worn out. Give ‘em a tug.”

OneFastPuertoRican > Wobbles the Mind 02/26/2016 at 00:16

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Didya get a good look at my undercarriage?

That's gonna leave a mark! > Wobbles the Mind 02/26/2016 at 07:26

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Wow, look what I found coming out of your tail pipe!

El Darto > Wobbles the Mind 02/27/2016 at 02:22

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You look better when you aren’t covered in oil.